Strange what goes through the brain of MS Business Productivity.

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I highly suggest that you give it a go first on your own and see how far you get. I was completely stumped on some of the stuff and others quickly sliced through them.

Have a go at the Funny Farm puzzle.

For those of you that enjoy spoilers, here is the completed puzzle:
Completed Funny Farm

ENOTOBACCO		Read on an empty pipe
EBEFOREI		Invalid syntax
ECHERNOBYL		Core dumped
ECRAY			Program exited before being run
EDINGDONG		The daemon is dead
EFLAT			System needs tuning
EGEEK			Program written by inept Frat member
EIEIO			Here-a-bug, there-a-bug, ....
EIUD			Missing period
ELECTROLUX		Your code could stand to be cleaned up
EMILYPOST		Wrong fork
END.ARMS.CONTROL	Silo overflow
ENOHORSE		Mount failed
ENONSEQUETOR		C program not derived from main(){printf("Hello, world");}
EWATERGATE		Extended tape gap
EWOK			Aliens sighted
EWOK			Your code appears to have been stir-fried
EWOULDBNICE     	The feature you want has not been implemented yet

Not to be out done, a new signal:

SIGNUKE     	Nuclear event occurred (cannot be caught or ignored)

 (@  NoTopic) Uh oh, it's mark.
 (+      znx) listen nt .. im tired of your shit
 (         *) znx kicks the crap out of nt
 (         *) NoTopic passes it on to james
 (+      znx) um
 (+      znx) :[
 (@MonicaOff) cheer up mak
 (@MonicaOff) *hugs*
 (+      znx) aww
 (+      znx) i love you mon
 (         *) znx hugs
 (@MonicaOff) Hehe, want to go out on a date someplace? 
 (+      znx) sure!
 (+      znx) where would you like to go mon?
 (@MonicaOff) Amsterdam.
 (+      znx) ooo
 (         *) znx books the flights
 (+ JamesOff) sounds nice 
 (@  NoTopic) oh categorically abyss what do you think, talking ass?
 (+      znx) your just annoyed im not taking you nt
 (         *) znx shows nt the flight tickets
 (@  NoTopic) ooooh, impressive!
 (+      znx)  !!
 (         *) NoTopic steals the flight tickets and runs off
 (@  NoTopic) ALL MINE NOW^@~#%~£~$$~*£$$$
 (+      znx) W T F
 (         *) NoTopic sells the flight tickets on ebay
 (+      znx) NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
 (         *) znx sulks at nt
 (@  NoTopic) what

Of course sometimes bmotion is just plain evil!

(>) bugaboo (53e43825@webchat.mibbit.com) #php
(bugaboo) Ahaha! Tables > CSS!
(bugaboo) Wait, wrong troll.
(      *) bugaboo flips the pages to P
(bugaboo) Oh yes! Python > PHP!
(      *) bugaboo waits for someone to care.
(      *) bugaboo loses patience
(      *) bugaboo checks Advanced Topics
(bugaboo) PHP uses inconsistent function names, blah blah, design,
          blah blah, boring... oh... "is bad at recursion depth"...
          Wait, what the hell is recursion.
(bugaboo) Arrghhh I fail again!
(      *) bugaboo vanishes in a puff of smoke
(<) bugaboo (53e43825@webchat.mibbit.com) () #php

Haha, super !