Trolls!
Whilst the amount of trolls on IRC can be annoying, every so often one turns up that can leave you laughing and questioning if it really was a troll at all:
(>) bugaboo (53e43825@webchat.mibbit.com) #php
(bugaboo) Ahaha! Tables > CSS!
(bugaboo) Wait, wrong troll.
( *) bugaboo flips the pages to P
(bugaboo) Oh yes! Python > PHP!
( *) bugaboo waits for someone to care.
( *) bugaboo loses patience
( *) bugaboo checks Advanced Topics
(bugaboo) PHP uses inconsistent function names, blah blah, design,
blah blah, boring... oh... "is bad at recursion depth"...
Wait, what the hell is recursion.
(bugaboo) Arrghhh I fail again!
( *) bugaboo vanishes in a puff of smoke
(<) bugaboo (53e43825@webchat.mibbit.com) () #php
Haha, super 
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